Description
Philosophy isn’t for everyone. Nay, some are too feeble-minded to appreciate the subtle poetry of a finely articulated existential hypothesis. They are not ready for a shirt as deep as this. Your shoulders will go back, and your head will rise toward the heavens with the profundity you shall bear among the mindless masses. Shout, “BEHOLD!” and watch women weep and lesser men shrink in shame.
Not everyone is ready for the deep truths of the universe. You are. Maybe you are stoned in the shower. Maybe you had that third tab of LSD. Maybe you got your 7th booster. Show the world you are deeper than them.
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
